It's entirely possible that I was delirious, being feverish and hopped up on DayQuil and all, but during my illness (which I'm pretty much finally over as of tonight, thanks so much for your well-wishes) I wrote something that's bound to get me blacklisted from every upstanding citizen's "she's okay by me" list and get me laughed at on every badfic board across the land (or, more than usual, anyway). But I don't care. Now that it's done, I want to share it with my fellow pervs, and I know you're out there. ::waves at three fellow pervs::

It's a Fantasy AU fic that involves Human!Spike as new stepfather to a 16-year-old Lolita-like Buffy. The characterizations are wildly inaccurate for the sake of making the story (read: porn) work to my liking. Some plot worked its way in, with consequences and stuff, because I couldn't help it, but mostly it's just porn. Porn and (yes) shmoop, with a happy ending. So there's no real morality lesson, I don't think. All I know is that Spike wears a suit a lot, and Buffy takes it off of him a lot. And he tries to stop her, at first. But that doesn't last. Anyway. It's pretty long, over 70 pages in Word, and it's called Older.

Due to its fairly objectionable nature, I will not post it on my site, nor will I ask anyone who isn't interested in the above themes to read it. I've opened a yahoo!group for it. You join it, you get approved, you get to read the fic. Once I've approved those who pledge their perversity to me, I'll be sending it out as an attachment in Word format. I'm serious -- I'm only sharing this fic with those who share my special brand of depravity. Because everyone else can suck my big, fat dick.

And don't worry, it's done, for the most part. Fait accompli. I'm back to C&B and HDL land, and will be posting more of those soon.

ETA: The complete fic is now available for download here. No need to join the group.